Hello, everyone, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Nucleo Amadeus McRaven, and I am archaeologist at a Mage University. I am hoping to get an
opinion from an outside source on this issue that is of utmost importance to me.
You see, I have concluded after years of careful study and research that I am cute. In fact, I now believe it is quite possible that I am the sexiest man in the universe. Now, I know what you're thinking, that's quite obvious and I shouldn't even need to ask, but you see, my friend, who is a mathematician/scientist/pilot/inventor of giant world-conquering robots, disagrees. He's conducted his own experiments and now is under the delusion that he is in fact, the sexiest man in the universe. However, it should be noted that he is not known for being the most competent in the field and he doesn't always exercise proper control over his variables.
So, if you could be so kind, please settle this argument once and for all.
Am I the sexiest man in the world or am I?
You see, I have concluded after years of careful study and research that I am cute. In fact, I now believe it is quite possible that I am the sexiest man in the universe. Now, I know what you're thinking, that's quite obvious and I shouldn't even need to ask, but you see, my friend, who is a mathematician/scientist/pilot/inventor of giant world-conquering robots, disagrees. He's conducted his own experiments and now is under the delusion that he is in fact, the sexiest man in the universe. However, it should be noted that he is not known for being the most competent in the field and he doesn't always exercise proper control over his variables.
So, if you could be so kind, please settle this argument once and for all.
Am I the sexiest man in the world or am I?
